Hi. I’m a former editor and writer for fallen comedy giant Cracked.com.
The articles I’ve written have reached a combined readership of nearly 32 million, while the articles I’ve edited have Internet-slapped nearly 300 million pairs of unsuspecting eyeballs! I’m also a contributor to the sort-of best-seller The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew.
If you’re raring to offer me a multi-million dollar book deal, or maybe just have a compelling urge to challenge me to some good old-fashioned fisticuffs, then by all means have at it. Fair warning, though: I fight dirty.